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​KISS OF DEATH: Ron DeSantis Is Thirsty AF

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"Ron DeSanctimonious is acting more like a thirsty, third-rate OnlyFans wannabe model than an actual presidential candidate. Instead of actually campaigning and trying to turn around his dismal poll numbers, DeSanctus is now so desperate for attention that he's debating a Grade A loser like Gavin Newsom.
 
At the debate, Ron will flail his arms and bobble his head wildly, looking more like a San Francisco crackhead than the governor of Florida. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a spoiler.
 
Hopefully for Ron, it's a seated debate so he won't have to mash his foot into his high-heels to look taller. But if not, he'll definitely be on a 12 inch step stool so he can peek right above the podium.
 
In a damning new report exposing Ron for his Chinese ties, he provided 'tax relief to a federally investigated subsidiary of a Chinese company, according to Florida state government records, despite claiming in the past his administration had not supported the business.’ Lying Ron or Red Ron, either way, he’s a shill for China and a CCP sympathizer who will go to great lengths to protect them.
 
A new poll from The Messenger and HarrisX further proved none of DeSanctus’ endorsements from Kim Reynolds or Bob Vander Plaat$ did anything  to help his numbers. Ron actually dropped to single digits along with Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley, while President Trump INCREASED his commanding lead to 68%."
— Steven Cheung, Trump spokesperson

 

Many are saying the DeSanctus campaign was devastated upon realizing that even Ron's extra-special high-heeled go-go boots couldn't lift his poll numbers. A new HarrisX poll shows President Trump extending his lead to 59 points over DeSanctimonious, who has dropped into the single digits alongside Birdbrain, Ramaswamy, Chris Christie, and Burgum. 

 


 
It's never been clearer that Ron DeSanctus doesn't have his eye on the ball. Despite falling to FIFTH PLACE in New Hampshire and failing to gain any ground in Iowa for months, DeSantis appears to already be auditioning for a career in reality television, with tonight's circus with Gavin Newsom.
 
 
DeSanctus better focus on Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley, who has stolen all of his Never Trump RINO backers or he will soon find himself polling beneath Chris Christie—a place nobody wants to be.
 
 
THE WASHINGTON POST - Trump’s edge over Haley and DeSantis might be bigger than you think

 

WASHINGTON EXAMINER - DeSantis gave federally investigated Chinese company tax credit despite earlier denials
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  • FireCity Illusion
  • May 19 2025 Edition
    • Community >
      • Relief Fund Bethlehem Fire Victims
    • Films and Movies >
      • Bride of Re-Animator 4K Restoration 2026
      • The Sound Opening Nationwide June 27
      • Most Unexpected Action Hero in Guns N Moses
      • This Land New York Premiere
      • Songs of Black Folk World Premiere
    • Politics >
      • Take Sons and Daughters to Work Day
      • Crack Down on Illegal Immigration
      • Trillions in Great Deals Secured
      • One Big Beautiful Bill
      • Bill Protects Medicaid by Removing Illegal Immigrants
      • Truth Social Post President Trump May 16
      • Role of Franchises in American Economy
      • President Trump Advisory Board Members Religious Liberty Commission
      • Risk of CCP Infiltration
      • President Trump's Policies Keep Paying Off
      • President Trump Economic Commitment in Qatar
    • Visual Arts >
      • Installation Images LFG The Hole Tribeca
    • Alabama >
      • Gov Ivey Signs Powering Growth Plan
      • Gov Ivey Signs FOCUS Act
    • Connecticut >
      • Gov Lamont Flags Half Staff Peace Officers Memorial Day
      • Gov Lamont Legislation Cell Phones in Schools
    • Iowa >
      • Gov Reynolds Statement Families First Bill Passing
      • Gov Reynolds Statement Unemployment Insurance Reform Bill
      • Gov Reynolds Statement HF 972 Passing
    • Massachusetts >
      • Gov Healey Accessibility Awareness Day
    • Michigan >
      • Gov Whitmer Recover Rebuild Devastating Ice Storm
      • Gov Whitmer Statement Plan to Cut Medicaid
      • Gov Whitmer Increasing Transparency for Candidates
      • Gov Whitmer Appointments to Bench May 15
    • Missouri >
      • Missouri National Guard Adjutant General Promoted
    • Tennessee >
      • Gov First Lady Visit National Guard
      • Gov Lee Launch Education Freedom Scholarship Program
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