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​Trump Campaign Statement on Alway$ Back Down’s 1 Millionth Paid Door Knock

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“Alway$ Back Down has spent tens of millions of dollars for mostly out-of-town paid door knockers, and all Ron DeSanctimonious has to show for it are cratering poll numbers and an up-close view of third place. In fact, the only things that appear to have gotten ‘higher’ as a result of this obscene spending are the bank accounts of ABD’s consultants and the ABD paid door knocker who said he was ‘stoned’ while knocking doors in South Carolina. ABD donors should ask for their money back!”
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  • FireCity Illusion
  • November 27 Edition
    • Politics >
      • Chairman Hold Fraudsters Accountable
      • House Passes Four Small Business Bills
      • Kiss of Death DeSantis Gets Spanked
      • Rhode Island Federal Court Dismisses
      • Kiss of Death DeSantis Receives
      • Ron DeSantis Gets Crushed By
      • Trump Campaign New Endorsements South Carolina
      • Kiss of Death Wait and See Campaign
    • Visual Arts >
      • Project Room Christina Allan
    • Connecticut 2023 >
      • Governor and Mrs. Lamont Annual Holiday Open House
    • Michigan 2023 >
      • Gov Whitmer Funding Fix Local Roads
      • Gov Whitmer Supporting Tribal Communities
      • Gov Whitmer Historic Clean Energy
      • Gov Whitmer Statement Passing Kathy Wilbur
    • Missouri 2023 >
      • Gov First Lady Parson Tree Lighting Ceremony
  • Holiday Edition 2023
    • Union Station Holiday Market
    • Greater Northern Lehigh Tree Lighting
    • Slatington Kicks Off Holiday Season
    • Alllentown Tree Lighting
  • Independent Creators
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